Pokémon Trainers Actually Needed:
Vault of Midnight is completely overrun with Pokémon. This sounds like it would be cute and funny, but it's serious. Have you ever found a Snorlax napping in your bathroom? It is not cool, it is very invasive.
Thus, we would like to offer a 10% discount to any trainers who come visit our shop on Sunday, July 17th from 1:00-3:00p. So we know that you are the real deal (and not a member of Team Rocket) please wear a shirt that corresponds with your Poké team. Represent Team Instinct (yellow), Mystic (blue), or Valor (red) and come mingle with your fellow trainers. See that picture above? Just like those dudes.
And if you happen to be around at 2:00p, we'll be taking a big picture of every trainer we can find, both for the memories and also to display openly as a warning to these horrible monsters.